

Transfers and Player Movement
Some minor news, and a funny article
By: jon |Meet your new forward, Francis Doe. He comes by way of New York, and has 2 goals in 8 career games. For those keeping score, that’s exactly two more than my boy Guy Kpene has scored, ever. I’m told that Doe has got some jets, which we are sorely in need of, […]
Two new United Players
By: jon |This picture is funny, mostly because of the difference in attractiveness.
Meet your two new defenders, Jeff Curtin and Mike Zaher, formerly of Chicago and Toronto, respectively.
Here’s some info from BTB…
Curtin was drafted by the Chicago Fire in the second round (14th overall) of the 2006 MLS SuperDraft. He did not see any […]
Moose to Canada
By: jon |Not major news, but Justin Moose has joined his former teammates, Jay Nolly and Nicholas Addlery in the USL, with the Vancouver Whitecaps.
Color me SHOCKED that he didn’t want to make 18k, and never ever play. Anyone care?
NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
By: jon |It was if thousands of voices cried out in pain, and then were silenced.
Are you ready?
No News is…bad news?
By: jon |Confirmed today that Jaime Moreno will be out for the home leg of the CONCACAF Champions Cup meeting with Harbor View. This means that Niell will be starting with Emilio, with Kpene probably the first choice of the bench.
Also in the world of the walking wounded, Ben Olsen thinks he could be […]
Jamil Walker Waived
By: jon |Walker, who’s fast in Fifa 2008, was waived today, due most likely to the glut of attacking options. We’ve got Emilio, Moreno, Niell, Dyachenko, Kpene, Quaranta, and possibly Cesar (our new Brazilian discovery). So we’re doing alright up top. It would be nice if Kpene could score though…
Also in that same link, […]
Vanney (Rights) to LA for Quavas Kirk (Person)
By: jon |Goff is reporting that LA has traded Quavas Kirk to DCU for the rights of again defender Greg Vanny.
SO….lemme get this right. You trade a cheap Generation Adidas player, who is a tiny hit on the salary cap, for an old, slowish defender who will cost much more.
Alexi, wtf are you doing?
DCU front office? […]
Gomez to Rapids, Finally
By: jon |Goff has it on good authority that Christian Gomez is finally going to be sent Colorado, in exchange for picks and money.*
So, now that we’ve all had a little time to digest this, what do you think about this trade? Are we going to regret it? What if Gallardo doesn’t show the same […]
And this is why the SuperDraft is worthless…
By: jon |Our first pick of the draft, Andrew Jacobson has flown the coup the the land of the Gaellic Cock.
Jacobson signed with Lorient, of Ligue 1. Links here and here.
So we draft a player in the second round, who was projected to be a first round talent, but only slipped to the second because of […]
Stealing from Goff’s Commenters “All Your Gonazalos are belong to us”
By: jon |Meet your new centerback, Gonzalo Martinez!
From the Goffino:
The first of perhaps two Gonzalos is on his way to United: Colombian defender Gonzalo Martinez.
The club has wrapped up negotiations and expects him on the training pitch Monday. Expect a formal announcement soon. (We had been told by a source close to the negotiations yesterday that he […]






