

Game Previews
Game Preview: Real Salt Lake at DC United
By: jon |Hey, where’d all my commentors go? I go away for one week….
AAAAnnyway, looks like we’ve got a big game here. Not big, in one sense, because the regular season means diddly in this retarded league, but big because this team has looked poor of late, and needs to find sweet sweet retribution against […]
Game Preview: DCU vs Columbus Crew
By: jon |Alright, here we sit. 1-2-0 in MLS, with a goal differential of -3. Columbus, a team that hasn’t found success in the recent past, is coming to RFK with the talented Schelotto, and not a whole lot else. But hey, I would have said the same about RSL, and look what happened […]
Game Preview - Pachuca vs DC United Game 2
By: jon |Well folks, this won’t be easy. DC needs to score 2 goals to force extra time, and three to win in regulation.
I don’t need to remind you of the lack of success DCU has had against Mexican sides in the past. I have tickets to this game, but I’ve gotten really […]
Game Preview #1: DC United at KC Wizards
By: jon |That’s right ladies and gentlemen. The MLS season officially starts a little more than 24 hours from now, and boy am I pumped. In fact, I’ve been invited to a MLS party, where much beer will be consumed, lots of dead animals will also be consumed, and we will watch more than our […]
Cracking an egg shell of knowledge on your ass
By: jon |Not really, I kind of just felt like saying that.
Before our season officially starts against Harbour View FC (where I will be, with bells on), there is scant real news to report.
- Justin Moose, Pat Carroll, Dan Stratford and Ryan Cordeiro have all signed developmental contracts, so they are all officially impoverished. […]
The Pre-Game: Eastern Conf. Semis - The Sequel
By: Max J. |As we have covered elsewhere, Jaime is pissed and Emilio is (likely) back. Other than that, the situation is basically unchanged, so there’s no great in-depth analysis to really be done here. The one major question is at center half, and I think that’ll shake out to be Vanney and Boz in the […]
Game Preview: Chivas v DC United (Game 2)
By: jon |After a 2-1 victory last week at RFK, DC United heads to Mexico (where no American team has ever won) and hopes to advance to face Arsenal in the next round. Chivas has the away goal, so DC has to score at least 2 (if I got this right) and win, to advance. […]
The Pre-Game: 8/15 @ LA Galaxy (SuperLiga)
By: Max J. |Can a game preview give me enough good karma to find a bar carrying Telefutura? Let’s find out. At least there’s Top Chef at 10 if (when) my soccer-related plans predictably fail.
Poplar Point Perspective says we’ll win. So do the DCenters. Time for some pessimism.
I’m worried about this game for two […]
SuperLiga Starts, and I’m An Idiot
By: Max J. |So LA and Dallas went out and predictably made me look like a moron, putting up good fights in both games and generally looking like they care about SuperLiga. Now the team we’re actually interested is up, and The DCenters have this to say:
I know many fans won’t care about the Superliga until it […]
The Pre-Game: 7/22 @ The Enemy
By: Max J. |Again, can’t watch this game, but maybe for the better vis a vis my sanity. Does this lineup make you feel good?
Perkins, Gros, Boswell, Vanney, McTavish, Mediate, Carroll, Gomez, Fred, Emilio, Addlery
Yep. Didn’t think so. And there aren’t really a ton of variations available on that theme this week (assuming that Tommy […]






