

Guy-Roland Kpene
My Boy, Kpene
By: jon |Heads up to DCenters, Guy Roland Kpene has signed with Houston Dynamo, a team that could use some goals.
So I guess that’s why they signed Guy.
Just kidding, you’re my boy Guy!
Some minor news, and a funny article
By: jon |Meet your new forward, Francis Doe. He comes by way of New York, and has 2 goals in 8 career games. For those keeping score, that’s exactly two more than my boy Guy Kpene has scored, ever. I’m told that Doe has got some jets, which we are sorely in need of, […]
NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
By: jon |It was if thousands of voices cried out in pain, and then were silenced.
Are you ready?
2008 DC United season preview
By: jon |Well, after avoiding doing this for 2 weeks, I think it’s finally time that I have to do this. So, here you go peoples, the super brilliant season preview written by yours truly.
Nuts and Bolts — If you’ve watched any MLS since about 1996, you’d know that (aside from a few dark years) DC […]
No News is…bad news?
By: jon |Confirmed today that Jaime Moreno will be out for the home leg of the CONCACAF Champions Cup meeting with Harbor View. This means that Niell will be starting with Emilio, with Kpene probably the first choice of the bench.
Also in the world of the walking wounded, Ben Olsen thinks he could be […]
Cracking an egg shell of knowledge on your ass
By: jon |Not really, I kind of just felt like saying that.
Before our season officially starts against Harbour View FC (where I will be, with bells on), there is scant real news to report.
- Justin Moose, Pat Carroll, Dan Stratford and Ryan Cordeiro have all signed developmental contracts, so they are all officially impoverished. […]






