

Ben Olsen
Dark day for United fans
By: jon |Well, I guess that’s a little more dramatic than it needs to be. But, it appears that Ben Olsen is done for the year, and possibly forever.
Since Ben is my all time favorite player for DC, this kind of eats. And I’m sure you all love him too, because, how couldn’t you? […]
Recap: RSL 4, DC United 0
By: jon |Wow. That was one would call a “dismantling”. As I said on the last JPEG thread, this game was mostly unwatchable from a DCU fan perspective.
Some observations that :
- The personnel was not on the field to play a 3-4-3. Nope. If Domenic Mediate is on the field, you’ve already lost. […]
2008 DC United season preview
By: jon |Well, after avoiding doing this for 2 weeks, I think it’s finally time that I have to do this. So, here you go peoples, the super brilliant season preview written by yours truly.
Nuts and Bolts — If you’ve watched any MLS since about 1996, you’d know that (aside from a few dark years) DC […]
No News is…bad news?
By: jon |Confirmed today that Jaime Moreno will be out for the home leg of the CONCACAF Champions Cup meeting with Harbor View. This means that Niell will be starting with Emilio, with Kpene probably the first choice of the bench.
Also in the world of the walking wounded, Ben Olsen thinks he could be […]
Little Bit Of This, Little Bit Of That
By: jon |-First, and most importantly. I got my 10 tickets to the Galaxy game in June and my three tickets to the game against Harbour View next week. Am I pumped? Yes sir. Can’t wait to scam some Beckham loving preteens out of their parents hard earned money. Capitalism. Yes!
-Secondly, […]
Cracking an egg shell of knowledge on your ass
By: jon |Not really, I kind of just felt like saying that.
Before our season officially starts against Harbour View FC (where I will be, with bells on), there is scant real news to report.
- Justin Moose, Pat Carroll, Dan Stratford and Ryan Cordeiro have all signed developmental contracts, so they are all officially impoverished. […]
DCU Rumblings
By: jon |Hey people. Sorry I’ve been AWOL for a bit, but with the lack of real news to report, I’ve been directly my attention towards baseball, and my Washington Nationals blog. Anyway, here’s a rundown of what’s happened since we were summarily booted out of the postseason.






