Five Great Things About the All-Star Game
By: Max J. | July 19th, 2007- The Matt Reis Comedy Hour. The YouTube clip has to be coming, and you should see it.
- Watching Celtic players attempt (and fail) to grasp the NFL-style video intro. If you didn’t think three seconds of air time was enough time to go through the full wanting-to-bolt-for-the-nearest-open-window routine, please contact Paul Hartley immediately.
- The smarmy fat guy exercising his man-crush on Beckham every single time the camera panned to the luxury box.
- I honestly didn’t know the stage at the Richard existed. Which is about what you could say for the band that played there at halftime. And for the response they got.
- Kevin Hartman’s inevitable dangerous howler.
Then again, Christian took a short corner, and that was pretty much the end of my positive viewing experience.
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Unfortunately the actual match was garbage.
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I disagree. Anytime we send Eurosnobs whining away with “It’s just a friendly”-style excuses, God smiles.
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@Brian: Not all bad, the goals were very nice. As was Boruc’s PK save, which I was hoping for after EJ flopped. And I get to see soccer on TV about as often as Salt Lake gets a win, so I’m not going to complain too me.
@Badgerjohn: More sour grapes from Strachan would have been nice.
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I totally agree with #2 - mostly, I just liked hearing the Scots say “Glasgow, Scotland”, “Edinburgh, Scotland”, Scotland, Scotland, Scotland.
By #5, do you mean the bombs he fired off in every direction, or the actual howling he did from the goalbox? I’m glad a microphone was near enough to broadcast every “WIIIIIIIIIIDE” in that second half.
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What is with DC and taking corners short? Even when he was the only DC player on the field Gomez took the corner short.
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