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By: jon | March 24th, 2008

It was if thousands of voices cried out in pain, and then were silenced.

Are you ready?

Kpene

Guy Roland Kpene was cut by DC United today. Worst news ever. Kpene was my favorite under-achieving United player.
I knew something was up this morning when Guy’s facebook status was “gone”. I thought, maybe he was going on vacation, but no. The dream is over. The world is a little less joyous today.





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  • Catherine-Lucia |  March 24th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

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    SO I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!

    My “baby Drogba” was just getting his game on!! I could FEEL the star power for Kpene, I just KNEW he was gonna be a star for my United…..

    …..but then he didn’t score…..
    …..and now he doesn’t play?…..

    WAAHHHH
    !

    the world is indeed sunken in an abyss of sadness for today…a divided United we shall be without our Ivory Coast home bro…

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  • QJA |  March 24th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

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    I also had high hopes for the dude. I hope DC knows what they’re missing.

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  • Dave Martinez |  March 24th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

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    Hmm . . . can he play some CAM? lol - yes, RBNY is that desperate . . .

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  • B.A. |  March 24th, 2008 at 6:23 pm

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    He came into camp out of shape. Shame.

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  • Catherine-Lucia |  March 24th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

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    Dave M– what does CAM mean? Central somethin Midfield? I don’t get it…or maybe it’s just the 10:29 pm timestamp getting to me…

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  • Jon |  March 24th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

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    He didn’t make any money at United, he couldn’t we all know the pay grades… I seriously wonder if he needs a place to stay.

    Baby Drogs you are always welcome at my place!

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  • jon |  March 25th, 2008 at 5:18 am

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    Catherine, CAM is central attacking midfielder.

    Dave, he could probably do that. He can play a possession game, and distribute decently, he just can’t finish for some reason.

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  • Goose |  March 25th, 2008 at 6:35 am

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    I liked him a lot, but I really didn’t see a place for him on the team this year. With Emilio and Moreno starting and Niell and Tino on the bench, Kpene would’ve been wasting his time here as a #5 forward. Better to go someplace else to further his career.

    As Cezar is younger, there’s more room for him to develop and work his way up.

    Also, it was unbelievably stupid of Guy to show up out of shape. He knew the situation he was in, he should’ve been ready.

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  • Catherine-Lucia |  March 25th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

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    With all the love-hate going on for baby Drogba, we may have to start calling him baby C. Ronaldo…

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  • Catherine-Lucia |  March 26th, 2008 at 11:05 am

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    *sigh*

    I just edited his Wikipedia page. (My first time doing that–I actually do have a life, I swear!)

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  • Catherine-Lucia |  March 26th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

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    Alexandria, VA: We all know you’re one of the team leaders (and our hero), but how are you meshing with all the newcomers on the team?

    Ben Olsen: thanks you. im meshing i think pretty good with them. i keep them laughing when i try to speak spanish to them so i think im at least comic relief for them
    ——–
    That is from the live web chat that Ben Olsen (DC United midfielder) did today on washpost.com :) i asked a question and he answered!! lol i was sooo bored today ;)

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