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A Measured Response
By: jon |I think going to bed last night before doing my writeup on the Champions League qualifier last night was for the best. As I looked online at all the familiar places, I noticed that every fan who wrote was angry as I was. I wasn’t to the point of clear thought last night, [...]
One Word
By: jon |Disgraceful. I will be back tomorrow with much, much more on tonight’s abomination in the Champions League qualifier, but the entire DCU organization should be ashamed of themselves for putting out a reserve side in this match, completely disrespecting Firpo, and disrespecting the fans who want to see this club do SOMETHING internationally.
Man, I [...]
A Weekend to Forget (Updated)
By: jon |So, for the first time all year, I missed a United game. I was in NY on Saturday in a place without the wonderful FSC, so I was stranded. I checked the score before bed on Saturday night on my phone, and saw us with a 2-0 lead, and I felt content with [...]
Update on Ben Olsen Post
By: jon |So after talking again with my source, as well as team officials, I’m pretty sure we can say that Ben WILL finish out the season, but should be seeing reduced minutes once Clyde gets back from his surgery, and Danny Szetela works his way into the team. Hopefully, Jacobson can break thru his quasi-funk, [...]
Things I Learned at Meet The Team Day
By: jon |1) Game worn jersey cards do not, in fact, contain pieces of actually game worn jerseys. I always suspected this, but I suspended this doubt, for the reason of basking in the pleasant glow of finding insert cards. This brings me to number 2.
2) DC United players, and one can deduce the entirety [...]
Post Game: DCU 3 Colorado 1
By: jon |Well, the whole two half things has never been more apt. I don’t know what Tommy said to the team in the locker room, but it worked something special.
The first half was honestly the worst 45 minutes of soccer I’ve ever seen. I’m counting Screaming Eagles pickup games in that assertion. [...]
Exclusive: Ben Olsen to retire before the season ends (Maybe)
By: jon |I got in trouble that last time I posted something unconfirmed, but under my new charter of “being unofficial, being irresponsible, and being the first to report stuff”, I’ll give it a go anyway.
I just heard from my source (the same one that said the Real Madrid was confirmed, and then it was later on [...]
Ballin’ out of control
By: jon |HT to Behind the Badge:
DC United’s MLS Season 2009: The Mehhhh Version (Update)
By: jon |Just like I never left…
This season is past half over, and DC United is tied for second in the Eastern Conference. With a record of 5-3-9, this United team has not blown the doors off, and has shown the ever maddening “flashes of brilliance” followed by the defensive meltdowns reminiscent of 2008. [...]






