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VOTE OR DIE, P DIDDY STYLE (Update: WE DID IT)
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VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE
Seriously. Wunderstrike. Golasso. Call it what you will. But also call it your SIERRA MIST GOAL OF THE WEEK!
Update: WOO, way to go. We beat those crazy Toronto fans, with their ballotstuffing ways. Good […]
Category: Marcello GallardoSnap Judgement: DCU 4, RSL 1
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Just got back from the friendly confines of RFK, and I’m well happy. Also, I got to watch my Blues keep the league exciting this morning, all over an Irish breakfast. Happy Jon.
Anyway, some quick observations before a recap post and some pictures tomorrow morning.
-Emilio is lost, lost, lost. I […]
Category: DC United Team NewsGame Preview: Real Salt Lake at DC United
By: jon | 2 Comments
Hey, where’d all my commentors go? I go away for one week….
AAAAnnyway, looks like we’ve got a big game here. Not big, in one sense, because the regular season means diddly in this retarded league, but big because this team has looked poor of late, and needs to find sweet sweet retribution against […]
Category: Game PreviewsSome minor news, and a funny article
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Meet your new forward, Francis Doe. He comes by way of New York, and has 2 goals in 8 career games. For those keeping score, that’s exactly two more than my boy Guy Kpene has scored, ever. I’m told that Doe has got some jets, which we are sorely in need of, […]
Post Game: Columbus 2, DCU 1
By: jon | 4 Comments
Well, I didn’t go to this game, and I’m glad about it. I watched it once I got home, and I’ve made some observations.
- Gallardo is good. Very good. He brings an element that isn’t often seen in MLS, and thats the ability to move around with the ball at your feet […]
Category: Marcello Gallardo, Zach Wells, Gonzalo Martinez, Gonzalo Peralta, Game Recap, Luciano Emilio
Tags: Luciano Emilio, Game Recap, Gonzalo Peralta, Gonzalo Martinez, Marcello Gallardo, Zach Wells, Tag IndexTwo new United Players
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This picture is funny, mostly because of the difference in attractiveness.
Meet your two new defenders, Jeff Curtin and Mike Zaher, formerly of Chicago and Toronto, respectively.
Here’s some info from BTB…
Curtin was drafted by the Chicago Fire in the second round (14th overall) of the 2006 MLS SuperDraft. He did not see any […]
Game Preview: DCU vs Columbus Crew
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Alright, here we sit. 1-2-0 in MLS, with a goal differential of -3. Columbus, a team that hasn’t found success in the recent past, is coming to RFK with the talented Schelotto, and not a whole lot else. But hey, I would have said the same about RSL, and look what happened […]
Recap: RSL 4, DC United 0
By: jon | 2 Comments
Wow. That was one would call a “dismantling”. As I said on the last JPEG thread, this game was mostly unwatchable from a DCU fan perspective.
Some observations that :
- The personnel was not on the field to play a 3-4-3. Nope. If Domenic Mediate is on the field, you’ve already lost. […]
This is us.
By: jon | 3 Comments
When I turn the game of in the middle of the second half, you know it was bad. My reasoned, balanced analysis forthcoming.
For now.
BOOOOOOO.
Category: DC United Team NewsQuasi Liveblog- Pachuca at DCU
By: jon | 3 Comments
It’s the 42nd minute, and I’m watching this game alone. And I have some observations to share, and we’ll see if you agree.
-Quaranta is good. He’s fast, he makes smart passes, and he’s busting his ass.
-Emilio is a goal scorer when the ball is in front of him. If he has to […]
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